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Mull Prepares for Training Camp

Mull GM and athlete extraordinare - Splungebob Squirtpants - was caught preparing for the imminent return of NHL Hockey and the 2020 RWHA Entry Draft earlier this week. 

When asked why he struck an old-timey boxing stance, Squirtpants replied that it was the only way to attract the honeys - "Nothin' gets the Queen Bee all riled up like flex'n muh mad rolls and offerin' free mustache rides!" 

None of the Queen Bees interview for this story would go on record though one did say that she was offered a lot of money to dress like Sailor Moon and drink a gallon of water.

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Parting is Such Sweet Sorrow

It is with a heavy heart and a dirty MAGA hat that Cheetah Roth has decided to officially retire from the RWHA.  We'll miss Cheets and his roster of L.A. Kings and Oiler tweeners but he's agreed to show up for breakfast on game days and stir Clarkson's coffee with his wang.

There's a new poll on the Slag Heap concerning next steps.

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Timaaay Gets Screwed Again!

Official Draft Order for the 2020/21 Entry Draft

1.     Lisbon
2.     Prypiat
3.     Funkytown
4.     Odessa
5.     Malmo
6.     Lhasa
7.     Glasgow
8.     Wuhan
9.     Ulster
10.   Rivne
11.   Athens
12.   Aachen
13.   Aberdeen
14.   Woking
15.   Gdansk
16.   Mull
17.   Kiev
18.   Metulla
19.   Ulanbator
20.   Inverness
21.   Schleswig
22.   Belfast


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Your 2019/2020 Covid-19 RWHA Champions - Belfast Shitbirds!

Congratulations to the Belfast Shitbirds for their dominant performance in the RWHA 2019/2020 Playoffs!


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Draft Lottery Odds

Based on the NHL Draft Lottery format, the bottom six teams in the RWHA 2019/2020 season have the following odds of picking 1st:

Funkytown - 23.66%
Odessa - 18.66%
Lhasa - 16.66%
Lisbon - 14.66%
Prypiat - 13.66%
Malmo - 12.66%

Unlike the NHL only the bottom six teams qualify for the draft lottery in the RWHA. Accounting for this, 5.16% was added to the NHL Lottery percentages for the bottom six teams using the latest odds published by the NHL.


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